Post by Albus Dumbledore on Sept 14, 2004 22:46:54 GMT -5
Defense Against the Dark Arts
1. Never trap a werewolf in a cage and then tease it. It's an easy way for it to build up anger and get out of cage, hole, etc. and literally destroy and mangle your body.
2. Don't throw garlic at vampires and run when you have no more garlic, that is just plain stupid! Take garlic with you! And don't turn around to see if the vampire is still following you, of course he is if you threw garlic at him.
3. Don't ever say to a mummy, ''I think your mummy is calling'', 'cos you will wish you were never born. Mummies are strong enough to crush a wizard's body with one hand, and if it wants to, it will.
4. Don't electrocute Frankenstein! Just because his inventor did it doesn't mean ol' Frank liked it!
5. Never use a skeleton as a xylophone! Who knows where those bones have been.
6. Always say the right words when casting a spell. You don't want to end up with a buffalo on your chest.
7. Make sure you put the right ingredients in a potions. If you aren't
careful, it might blow up and you could end up with 4 eyes or much worse.
8. When meeting a Hippogriff, never, I repeat NEVER insult it. You want to live don't you?
9. Don't leave your wand lying around just anywhere. Someone could pick it up and perform a spell that can get you into trouble.
10. When meeting a Whomping Willow your best bet is to stay far away from it.
11. When dealing with Unicorns it is best to have a lady with you. Unicorns prefer the lady's touch.
12. Never use a broken wand. The spell can backfire badly.
13. Never make a person who talks to snakes mad. You never know when there may be a boa constrictor around.
14. Always know a lot of spells. you never know when they might come in handy.
15. Don't make jokes about monsters. There is a reason why they call them monsters.
16. When fling a car, make sure there is enough gas.
17. Don't try to steal anything from a Gringotts vault. Read what it says on the door when you first enter.
1. Never trap a werewolf in a cage and then tease it. It's an easy way for it to build up anger and get out of cage, hole, etc. and literally destroy and mangle your body.
2. Don't throw garlic at vampires and run when you have no more garlic, that is just plain stupid! Take garlic with you! And don't turn around to see if the vampire is still following you, of course he is if you threw garlic at him.
3. Don't ever say to a mummy, ''I think your mummy is calling'', 'cos you will wish you were never born. Mummies are strong enough to crush a wizard's body with one hand, and if it wants to, it will.
4. Don't electrocute Frankenstein! Just because his inventor did it doesn't mean ol' Frank liked it!
5. Never use a skeleton as a xylophone! Who knows where those bones have been.
6. Always say the right words when casting a spell. You don't want to end up with a buffalo on your chest.
7. Make sure you put the right ingredients in a potions. If you aren't
careful, it might blow up and you could end up with 4 eyes or much worse.
8. When meeting a Hippogriff, never, I repeat NEVER insult it. You want to live don't you?
9. Don't leave your wand lying around just anywhere. Someone could pick it up and perform a spell that can get you into trouble.
10. When meeting a Whomping Willow your best bet is to stay far away from it.
11. When dealing with Unicorns it is best to have a lady with you. Unicorns prefer the lady's touch.
12. Never use a broken wand. The spell can backfire badly.
13. Never make a person who talks to snakes mad. You never know when there may be a boa constrictor around.
14. Always know a lot of spells. you never know when they might come in handy.
15. Don't make jokes about monsters. There is a reason why they call them monsters.
16. When fling a car, make sure there is enough gas.
17. Don't try to steal anything from a Gringotts vault. Read what it says on the door when you first enter.